Planter Glühoern will always be, to me, the guy who ate his sister.
Nobody blames him for it.
He' s a normal guy, somewhat.
His favorite show on TV is Maury and he doesn' t like popcorn, especially Orville Redenbacher. He sings Cher songs in the shower when he thinks no one can hear him and he always, always writes “is gay” with an arrow next to peoples' names in bathroom stalls.
He likes eating everything with applesauce. This is just something he does. He works at Hot Topic and he goes to the University of Washington when it' s not summer. He has a steady girlfriend named Michael, who is very pretty and no doubt gets lots of crap about her name. He secretly reads every book Oprah recommends and he likes asking strangers on the bus if they' re his dad.
He' s a normal guy, somewhat, except that he ate his sister.
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